Because I am shameless like a motherfuck my thread on the crankypants love meme

Gacked entirely from unfunnybusiness because I'm lazy and pissed off.

Aussie censor balks at bijou boobs

Some key excerpts:

Rounding up magazines from corner shops and filling stations, Senator Joyce claimed that publications featuring small-breasted women were encouraging paedophilia.

So apparently, anyone who liked seeing me naked and having sex with me when I was dancing when I weighed 46kg and fit in an A-cup on a GOOD day is a paedophile. I'm sure they will be so fucking pleased to hear that.

[Another Excerpt]

At the same time, the Australian Sex Party claims, Federal government censors are directing Customs officials to confiscate depictions of the female orgasm when it is accompanied with an ejaculation, as the Classification Board is also starting to classify films that feature female ejaculation as RC [Refused Classification]. Films that show both male and female ejaculation have routinely been given an X rating since 1983.


The films are being banned on one of two grounds:

1) That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines or

2) Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction

You know what, it's days like these when I just want to pack my shit and start my own country. Fucking Hell Australia. And I'll admit, I am notoriously grudgey against Barnaby Joyce and his ability to send me into a rage blackout whenever his stupid and ignorant face appears but jfc. Surely someone on the ABC has enough brains to show some common fucking sense.

and that is my rant for today.